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What I have learned (ver. 4.0)…

Thought I’d share just a few of my latest thoughts…

The sign of maturity is the ability to move ahead with uncertainty.
I think kittens enter their “terrible two’s” on day 1 and have the uncanny ability to stay there for as long as they want despite their owner’s pleas.
If fear is a great motivator then I’m really motivated!
I’m sorry, J Lo, but “the swimmer everyone is talking about” rightfully deserves his well-earned press. He just happens to have won more Gold medals than anyone else ever in a single Olympic Games and his World Records aren’t too shabby either. I am glad to hear that you are training for a celebrity sprint triathlon and, sure, that’s also “newsworthy.”
There is a difference between rowing and paddling on paper but the reality is that both really, really hurt a lot!
If your car is more expensive than mine, please don’t think I might actually let you out into traffic.
If your car is less expensive than mine, please don’t think I might actually let you out into traffic either.
Speaking of cars, is it OK to have a 2 car garage so full of toys that there is room for 0 cars in it?
If I were young and entrepreneurial, I’d go door to door and try to sell sets of Wikipedia for home computers to those people who still have encyclopedias in their living rooms.
Hey, Brazil, it was cool when just a few of your athletes went by one name only but don’t you think it’s a bit much now?

Thanks for reading.

Bye.